No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
