I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
