escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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