that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
How external is "for external use only"?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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