You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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