I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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