And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
