why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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