i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
What drink are we having for lunch?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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