so explain again why im purple
no
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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