Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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