i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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