Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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