I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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