I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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