But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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