So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We had to coat check the pizza.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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