David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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