So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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