He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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