You surviving the open bar?
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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