My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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