ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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