Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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