Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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