Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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