what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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