I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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