I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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