If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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