we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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