Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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