It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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