I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the day after is always just damage control
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Randomize
