I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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