so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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