i'm signing you up for texting rehab
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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