Whod you bang
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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