I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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