Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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