Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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