i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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