yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Last time i carry you out of a forest
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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