But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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