Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
