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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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