Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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