White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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