you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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