I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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