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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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