i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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