My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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