yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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