I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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