I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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