When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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