Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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